>OH MY EFFING G*SH look at this cute gourmet burger!!!!! Look how tall it is hehehehehe this is SOOOOO going on my insta *snap*. As you can see I like my meat RARE to go with my BLACK RIFLE coffee and my MANLY beard oils! It's so heckin cute and fancy and tall and like totally worth the $30 I paid for it!
>>741130579 The whole concept of "masculine products" baffles me.
My whole conception of masculinity was that the most "manly" thing was not to buy shit in the first place if you can help it, and if you do need to buy something, that it's the most practical, unadorned and inexpensive thing you can get your hands on. The most "manly" soap you can buy isn't MAN BEARD YETI soap but some unscented generic soap that did whatever you looking for it to do and was preferably on sale. Or, the most "manly" coffee isn't BLACK GUNPOWDER TROOP SASQUATCH COFFEE but the standard Maxwell House in the giant tin, drunk black. "Manly" consumption habits were just practicality and frugality.
Expensive men's luxury brands seem like a contradiction in terms to me.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)07:56:07
I like both and I find it a very bizarre thing that this is the controversial opinion.
>>741132272 >store is selling tartare for cheap >decide to try it, see what's the big deal >shape it and give it a nice sear >taste exactly like a beef patty Absolute meme.
>>741133579 Imho the accurate ranking of meat: Best meat ^ >goat >lamb >bison >lobster >shrimp >beef >duck >turkey >chicken >salmon >rabbit >pork >tuna >catfish >cod Worst meat v
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:02:21
>>741133815 Bison is pretty great but pork that low is crazy.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:04:15
>>741133815 I think the best meat is cooked but that's just me.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:07:16
>>741133645 I have only been here for 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:17:13
>>741133641 Ground meat is fine as long as it's ground on the spot. Otherwise people would die all the time from eating steak tartare, yukhoe and the like.
>>741128558(OP) If the onion was either pickled or caramelized and the cheese was aged (say, a strong mature cheddar) the second sandwich would be fine.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:33:09
>>741132438 The point is that its cut from really nice steak, like filet mignon, or sirloin. So all the meat is extremly lean and tender
>>741128558(OP) Is the remake adding red meat because they smear unnecessary strawberry jam with "spooky writing" on all the walls like the game is made for three year olds?
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)10:38:43
>>741131719 When you post with a completely unrelated picture of a vaguely stern looking statue it makes you look pretentious in a desperate way. Like it's an active effort to seem above others in a very superficial way.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)10:49:35
>>741136224 >Asking a European to look up statistics
Lol. Europeans are literal TV Golems. They don't know anything the TV doesn't tell them.