/v/ — Were Space Marines really that massive?

>>741133181 (OP)
The only thing massive in that pic are those bazoonga melons holy cannoly that sexy slut needs a license to carry those around, bitch be a threat for national security with those ballistics. Cuban missile crisis? This bitch is carrying torpedos big enough to blow the entire solar system

>>741133751
This but unironically

>>741133181 (OP)
Big tits on a thin waist is my fetish

>>741133857
incredibly niche fetish

>>741133181 (OP)
Yeah, 7" tall without armor minimum. The mutations they undergo make them superhuman

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>>741133857
>beautiful women with perfect bodies are my fetish

>>741133181 (OP)
space marine proportions make no sense

>>741133181 (OP)
yes
play SM2 and you'll notice your stature when standing next to a guardsman, and also how short railings and stairs are

Can u amigos please post more gooning material and pretend we are talking about 40k?

>>741133181 (OP)
Yeah, space Marines aare about 8 foot before armor.

>>741136752
space marines have no dicks

>>741136854
yes they do, they're sterile, not eunuchs

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>>741136854
What the fuck emperor

>>741136854
They do though. They are sterile and outside of a few exceptions they generally lack sex drive or attraction, but they have dicks and probably functional ones if they break the conditioning.

>>741136854
>>741136885
It's more that all the hypnoinductrination, training, genemods and new organs make them militantly asexual autists.

>>741137508
Not surprising, blood angels are often described as very beautiful

>>741137508
What a fag, no wonder Erebus killed him

>>741137221
Emps could presumably make them able to sexualy reproduce but he didn't on purpose. Despite the whole supersoldier things he's actually anti-trans-humanist and didn't want baseline humanity replaced.

>>741137508
I think you mean Cyrene, she wasn't a remembrancer but an underage prostitute and survivor from from Monarchia

>>741137580
Wrong legion, buddy

>>741137637
Oh yeah, that was Cyrene.

Who was the Remembrancer? Was she on the Emperor's Children's fleet before they went Slaaneshi? I think the same thing happened, but she ended up going nuts after the snakemen and started doing paintings using shit and cum instead of drawing Astartes posing on couches with roses in their mouths.

>>741136106
The ultramarine fatigue has come and gone and come back again.

>>741138534
GKs have been ragged on for so long they've genuinely been broken beyond repair. They're the Eldar of Imperial factions; very few fans but still flagrantly despised.

>>741138458
Other way around. Malcador suggested Big E make the Primarchs women.

Big E thought he was joking.

>>741133181 (OP)
>OF
>no pics in thread

Confirmed not real

>>741139073
she has no 40k cosplay pícs, so it won't be thread-related

If the emperor really was human he'd understand the human urge for size_difference and let his humongous sons breed every woman for the joy of all of humanity and to make a stronger better human race

>>741136341
>everyone is making fun of you
Surely you talking about alt-rights, who cried about muh muslims, while responsible for attack were bunch of slavs.

>>741139601
>he'd understand the human urge for size_difference
He did, his entire plan hinged on Humans getting access to the Webway to get with tall Eldar babes.

>>741135040
You set yourself up for disappointment if you thought those things were real

>>741140374
what exactly makes you think that a) this is a slav, and not an immigrant that just happened to land in slav lands before moving onto the UK and b) it matters, either way?
is he a brit? no? then get him the fuck out you stupid nigger

>>741141137
>what exactly makes you think that a) this is a slav
>bulgarian
Cope harder.

>>741136370
British reddit has always been very right wing dominated due to all the mods coming from a far-right Zionist sub (BadUK), so the mods just straight up ban anybody who goes against Israeli narratives, which means the left got basically forced out onto non-political subs like AskBrits.

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>>741139173
She does tho

>>741138156
That would make them Volcels then

>>741141434
first of all, would (vicariously through a single-bro). Second of all, she's lookin a little busted in this pic

>>741135154
>search name in images to admire fertile figure
>first page of results has full blown hardcore moneyshot image
I don't know what I expected, lads

>>741135347
>it's implied that some can possibly see through it and he's an unremarkable middle eastern dude

>>741136612
>The lore that emps was born in prehistoric anatolia has been a thing for a long time. He's going to be olive skinned.
Yeah Games Workshop like to say that but no actually that's not possible as 40K is based on our world and the Emperor was born in 7000 BC Anatolia, which was huwite at the time, the Emperor would have been huwite.
>b-but Anatolia is Turkey!
Yeah and the Turks invaded in 700AD, they're not native to the region, Turkey being brown now is irrelevant it's like saying the Aztecs were white because Americans are now

>>741136108
>The man and his closest allies were top tier geneticists before the collapse of the golden age of mankind
The Emperor actually hates non-humans (yes that includes space marines), he wouldn't dare alter himself on the genetic level. He is 100% human.

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>>741141270
>HE WAS BORN THERE YOU BIGGOT, HE'S A CITIZEN!!!
why are you retards even allowed on 4chan still holy shit
don't you have some muslim balls to gobble on instead

>>741143405
Talking about the Emps' stature is pointless because the lore makes no sense. If he is really normal human height then why the fuck was his very real suit of armor crafted to be gigantic compared to even the Custodes? Why did Horus empowered by all 4 not notice that his dad was a manlet instead of a golden giant? Bad writing.

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>>741133181 (OP)
Does she have nudes?
I'm only asking so I can avoid getting corrupted by this disciple of slanesh.

>>741134239
Emperor doesnt really look like this, blanks see him as just an old guy

>>741142334
he literally predates "whites" too he would look med

>>741145692
when did the greeks say it?

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>>741145654
This is why

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>>741145728
not that one

>>741145410
Can't be, Conan was actually a good ruler

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>>741145707
you're some kinda arab aren't you?

>>741145410
That's just Arnold Swargzenigger and he's Austrian iirc.
>>741147213
I'm French-Canadian so i'm probably related to Euro colonials. No clue which actual background i'm from.

>>741147202
I think she is but seeing what people said in this thread I would never actually consider doing anything with her. Aspie women are sociopaths, don't ever get near them bros.

>>741147319
>how can Emperor be classified as a human?
Ironically.

>>741147347
this is no longer considered cannon and is just one possible origin story

>>741146864
Then there's nothing more to discuss, we just fundamentally disagree on where the cut-off for "white" is.

>>741149031
No, eugenics are low iq, just a way to create pretty idiot slaves, read Evola.

>>741142090
Search words, chief?

>>741148795
The first, the North and South regions of every Southern European country is very different.

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I like, and masturbate to, corruption.

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>>741145264
the point is that you're a retard and you believe the guy was a slav, and that he belongs in the UK