/v/ — Naughty Dog’s next masterpiece. Not coming on PC

>>741137326 (OP)
Lmao I didn't buy any sony first party titles on pc anyways, sony isn't getting my money after they killed senran kagura. Escaping them was the whole point of me getting a gaming pc in the first place.

Thanks to Naughty Dog and Sony for not littering.

unironically looking forward to this since i loved tlou2's combat and am interested to see them do a full on melee game (although she has a gun on her hip so we'll see)

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Nu-Gow with a lightsaber instead of an Axe, and it'll take 10 years of dev time. How far ND have fallen.

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>ugly brown woman fighting generic robot
it's so fucking over

>>741137326 (OP)
The story was leaked and its essentially white man bad written by a jew pedo.

The steamdb chart threads would have been epic.

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>>741137326 (OP)
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>>741137326 (OP)
nothing of value was lost

>>741137631
>story is "leaked" in a 4chan greentext after the trailer is revealed
you'd have to be insanely gullible to believe it

>>741137326 (OP)
>I cant take any more green slime, please stop
Some top tier writing their naughty dog

>>741137326 (OP)
From that one picture, it looks like dogshit. Marathon vibes.

The fact they decided to show God of War: Laughing, instead of this game, tells me its in development hell or under major changes.

>>741137326 (OP)
Didn't all of the snoyslop games flop and shitted on PC so they pulled out

>>741137326 (OP)
Thank god, there's already too much shovelware on steam

>>741137326 (OP)
Western devs simply can't make good combat. The closest is ghost of tsushima.

>>741137326 (OP)
>mc is bald
>sword is modeled after a comb
hmm

>>741138712
why'd you think it's red ?

>>741137326 (OP)
its just naught dog's souls slop game

>>741138163
are we even thinking of the same post? it was briefer than a wikipedia plot summary. it was nothing but playing to the /v/ audience of "druckmann is a jew he's jewing the jewish plot in a very hebrew manner!" with no details.
to answer you question, yes people post fanfic and call them leaks every single day on /v/. mostly nintendo fans.

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>>741139942
Yes, she's got a cute attitude and if you read girlboss on her smirk then you're just illiterate. I've got a tiny bald girl at work, cute as a chipmunk she just needs to hit the gym and build some abs.

>>741139353
alia...

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>>741139727
gemini gave me a black chick, gemini woke confirmed

>>741137326 (OP)
We've had this thread before and my reply hasn't changed so here it is again.
>>Naughty Dog’s next masterpiece. Not coming on PC
Thank god.

>>741137326 (OP)
We already know the plot anyway

>>741140904
>doxxing your own IP
you done fucked up now, pirate scum
enjoy your ddos

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>>741137326 (OP)
At this point, it won't be on the PS5 either.

>>741141051
Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies with 7 jews all waiting.

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>>741140904
And what is it that you steal, mr. pirate?

>>741137326 (OP)
No More Gameplay (it's just cutscenes)

>>741140330
I hate how braindead ai can be despite all the money that goes into the models. I can just see the thinking output going "wait, the user mentioned Akira as an inspiration. I should put the bike from the famous 'akira slide' in the background."

>>741137326 (OP)
Give me Gravity Rush. It is all I want. It is insane to me that a Vanillware game is coming to PC before Kat's game.

>>741137326 (OP)
Who cares. All their games are unpopular on PC judging by steamcharts. Fucking nioh 3 sold more than any snoy exclusive (excluding spider man)

>>741137326 (OP)
>I finna cant eat no more slime, please stop mistah
What is it with this game and eating slime, is that like a core mechanic?

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>>741141948

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>>741140904
>Okay.[written evidence of criminal intent]
>[posts his IP, MAC and WLAN adress]
>its a static home IP adress none the less.

never has there been a dumber nigger, you are the most dumbest, most retarded-ass, most stupid-assed, retarde-assed, dumbe-assed most spongiform of nig-nog negroidal protoplankton to ever nigged around on this side of the planet, at any moment in your years further existence until the day you die,any jew from any kind of media recording/creating/publishing outlet thats having a bad day at the office can pull you up and crucify you to make an example out of you by raping you in court.
you are a imbecile who has forfeited his IRL for bragging rights on a dying incel femboy gooner forum.

time to meet and get fucked by the long dick of the law.
i miss old 4chan when anon practiced opsec.

>>741137326 (OP)
Good. It has the same TLoU2 stench.

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>>741137326 (OP)
>Not coming on PC
I have to defend Sony on that one.
They tried, they gave it an honest shot and ported their movie games and some other shit to PC and whether they sold well or bad it wasn't enough. Be it for brand protection or they werent making enough profit but they gave it a mostly honest shot.
I got to play Returnal which i thought was incredible and im sure a bunch of people enjoyed the Nu-Gow games, and Ghost of whatever.
So yeah im not gonna buy a PS5 to play Saros or Laufey or whatever but i appreciate that at some point sony tried.
Returnal was the bomb

>>741137723
just like how TLoU2 being leaked on 4chan being Fake?

>>741141051
It's not like you can do much with a private IP

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>>741144278
Just download the Samus skin and skip the cutscenes. Returnal gameplay is 10/10 and probably the best game of the year apart from the metaphor of middle aged wahmin trauma. It's the same scenario as with TLOU2. Great gameplay and absolutely abysmal torture porn of a story.

>no new game in 7 years
ND better be getting packed in when this shit bombs

>>741137326 (OP)
weird, steam usually allows any kind of trash on their platform

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>>741137326 (OP)
Thank god

>>741146963
Lol. It's dogshit for braindead retards easily amused by shit tier art of retarded looking anime girls. It's okay you have bad taste but it's just so third world to be easily amused by all tits and ass you come across. You have zero taste.

Then there's the gameplay which is mobile phone game tier.

>>741137326 (OP)
Good riddance. Snoys can choke on that bald bitch's skull. We already know the plot and it's as retarded as you can imagine.

TL;DR version: Le ayyys are mutant people and they want to return to Earth for vengeance.

>>741142950
Hey, retard. Reverse image search the picture.

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>>741146496
I'd buy all of the Sony games if they came to PC. Since Sony wants to be double niggers, I'll just pirate it.

>>741138318
Why do you think the jew delayed the game? So that people forget about the wokeshit in it and the game (hopefully) releases without baggage.

Unfortunately, we're not cattle, and we will never forget what he did to the real writers of TLOU, or how shit Part II was, especially everything related to Joel's murderess and her pet abomination.

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>>741148340
>muh dick

>>741141051
192.168.0.117 is a local IP address, you dummy.

>>741137326 (OP)
NOOOOO I'LL NEVER GET TO PLAY THEIR NOSTALGIABAIT INTERACTIVE ADVERTISEMENT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITTTTTTT

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>>741148867
sex sells, ugly does not

>>741148369
imagine showing this to the average bloke 100 years ago and saying "this is what your future holds"