Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >Jungle wins every vote >Two old new admins join the fray - Still no events planned? >The 14th monkey is still on the run
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>What is Space Station 13? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed] [Embed] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE [Embed] [Embed] >vgstation main site https://ss13.moe >Forum https://ss13.moe/forum >New player guide http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts >Useful wiki https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page >BYOND client https://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/ >vgstation server address byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 [embed] >How do I connect to the server? Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location" >Public server list http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
Vagina having girlfriend just (a while ago) sent me this, thoughts?
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Anonymous06/06/26(Sat)22:05:52
>see pox while playing my femstatic >"ohmygod it's happening!" >he just asks if i've seen anything suspicious and goes on his way when i reply to the negative >i remain JUST OUTSIDE of dorms unmolested talk about an ego death moment
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Anonymous06/06/26(Sat)22:06:57
The straightest most normal men in SS13 play femstatics
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Anonymous06/06/26(Sat)22:11:12
>>2559402 this is a lie, but i do like how the ones that play cutesy characters can be bullied into cracking >oh you're a plucky and friendly femstatic? >let me just light your workspace on fire and mindbreak you into being a psychotic murderer
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Anonymous06/06/26(Sat)22:13:03
>>2559418 Femstatics that just act like normal dudes, I mean
Making a static called Ebola Chang and biting maintenance rats Thoughts?
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Anonymous06/06/26(Sat)23:04:36
>>2559736 would be hilarious as long as after you infect enough people with your plague you are fine with being sent on the exploration shuttle to a random planet
>>2559437 in my experience, straight men try to rp women properly, but troons play what is essentially a hyper aggressive alpha male with a female sprite, with a high chance of cock and balls if the codebase allows it(idealized self insert?).
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Anonymous06/06/26(Sat)23:44:35
All femstatics act like men
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Anonymous06/06/26(Sat)23:44:44
>>2559920 I feel like normal guys tend to just act nicer while agp troons act like karens
>>2559971 roleplayers who play femstatics >woman I AM DOING MY JOB FUCK OFF AND DIE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU >male heya what do you need? *request* oh that's easy, give me a second to print it! >*smiles while putting everything on the desk i threw in some emergency pills in case you get hurt!
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Anonymous06/07/26(Sun)01:02:46
>>2560302 Found some icon files to the person asking OOC. (This isn't just random posts, someone was asking for it I promise)
https://files.catbox.moe/a6poyb.7z
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Anonymous06/07/26(Sun)01:44:23
>Since Kromkars return the pop has went from 10 to 40+ Its time to admit Kromkar is objectively good for the stations health even if you dont personally like his attitude a lot of people do and thats why the server population exploded and expanded 4x and is still growing thanks to his adminning
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Anonymous06/07/26(Sun)01:44:46
Why assistant hate schlomo Schlomo is a bastard man
>>2560354 Male static >disarm spam >*fart >no constant personality besides being random >needs to be entertained like an adhd inflicted child or gets bored >the height of roleplay for them is asking for their id to be changed at roundstart >thread doesn’t respect them Femstatic >each one has a novel length backstory >dress to impress >always maintains character >enriches the round >could have fun in a bar during extended >pop goes up when they appear >thread loves them
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Anonymous06/07/26(Sun)06:35:11
>she stands at five foot nothing and has udderly enormous breasts. she smells of milk and strawberries
>>2560881 Femstatic >they all turn into hitler the moment something upsets them >player's obsession with making the 10 pixel cartoon character look cute and girly borders on autogynephilia >first insult you receive means instant escalation >annoy the fuck out of others but always retaliate when someone bothers you >why disposaldump or restrain somebody when you can kill them instead? >why communicate when your gun can do the talking? >everyone hates them unless they only speak once every 2 minutes, a surprisngly realistic portrayal of a woman
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Anonymous06/07/26(Sun)11:57:54
being a dutch tranny must be crazy because you're a head taller than the average man with a protruding brow ridge and long, troll like arms made for casting javelins but you want men to call you a girl and pipe your shithole. insane stuff.
>>2560569 rolls over in bed unbothered, thinking "that lil krommy guy is gay" breaking no rules because the character may have a previous dispute with a being actually named "lil krommy"
>>2563711 he's grooming fiyah to take the bullet before he does clearly. you hate to see an innocent retard being manipulated by a malicious retard
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Anonymous06/07/26(Sun)20:39:07
Leon is Bathos' waifu!! how could 13monkeys do this to him
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Anonymous06/07/26(Sun)21:46:30
>Kromkar does something stupid. >People get mad. >Everyone stops caring until the next stupid thing happens. Will Kromkar stop acting retarded to break the cycle? Will players figure out how to ignore the gayest of admins? Find out next time on the same rerun of VGstation13!