/vm/ — /ss13g/ - Welcome to the Jungle edition

>Pox
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

>>2557718 (OP)
Now post the other pox image, you know the one

First for 13kromkars!

>>2557729
its 13kromkeys you mongoloid

There are 20 active admins btw
There is no event

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>>2557726
This one?

13 lil' kromkeys

Am I too normal to play this game

Fuck WizDen and fuck PBJ. Trannies ruin everything

>>2557780
Close enough

Remember to vote Jungle so admins will stay mad and post logs to encourage griefing!

>>2557748
>20 active admins
lol theres only 4 that even bother to open byond once a motnh

THE VERY GREAT SIZED KAMMERJUNK HAS WASHED ASHORE

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>>2557815
PJB will win and slay the false Wizden of Alabama

>>2558422
>misogynistic tranny
>former vgstation admin
could this be the guy that was having a breakdown the previous thread?

Hey guys, sex haver here
I ate a mint and vanilla ice-cream today with my sex receiving female

How are you doing?

13mommies

squatting and dropping a birdshit-sized load in 13monkies' asshole

New BOXKINO (or potentially NTEV) round coming soon. 15 minutes, TOPS

>>2558422
>she
lmao

>>2558801
It's Box. We lobby.

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Vagina having girlfriend just (a while ago) sent me this, thoughts?

>see pox while playing my femstatic
>"ohmygod it's happening!"
>he just asks if i've seen anything suspicious and goes on his way when i reply to the negative
>i remain JUST OUTSIDE of dorms unmolested
talk about an ego death moment

The straightest most normal men in SS13 play femstatics

>>2559402
this is a lie, but i do like how the ones that play cutesy characters can be bullied into cracking
>oh you're a plucky and friendly femstatic?
>let me just light your workspace on fire and mindbreak you into being a psychotic murderer

>>2559418
Femstatics that just act like normal dudes, I mean

>>2559437
like KC?

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How the assistant looks at you when you tell him it isn't okay to robust someone with a toolbox because they didnt have [green intention] selected.

New round starting. Box.

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Me IRL, btw

Making a static called Ebola Chang and biting maintenance rats
Thoughts?

>>2559736
would be hilarious as long as after you infect enough people with your plague you are fine with being sent on the exploration shuttle to a random planet

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>>2559437
in my experience, straight men try to rp women properly, but troons play what is essentially a hyper aggressive alpha male with a female sprite, with a high chance of cock and balls if the codebase allows it(idealized self insert?).

All femstatics act like men

>>2559920
I feel like normal guys tend to just act nicer while agp troons act like karens

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https://files.catbox.moe/1yggp7.dmi

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>>2560284

>>2559971
roleplayers who play femstatics
>woman
I AM DOING MY JOB FUCK OFF AND DIE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU
>male
heya what do you need?
*request*
oh that's easy, give me a second to print it!
>*smiles while putting everything on the desk
i threw in some emergency pills in case you get hurt!

>>2560302
Found some icon files to the person asking OOC. (This isn't just random posts, someone was asking for it I promise)

https://files.catbox.moe/a6poyb.7z

>Since Kromkars return the pop has went from 10 to 40+
Its time to admit Kromkar is objectively good for the stations health even if you dont personally like his attitude a lot of people do and thats why the server population exploded and expanded 4x and is still growing thanks to his adminning

Why assistant hate schlomo
Schlomo is a bastard man

>>2560569
bait used to be believable

>>2560354
Male static
>disarm spam
>*fart
>no constant personality besides being random
>needs to be entertained like an adhd inflicted child or gets bored
>the height of roleplay for them is asking for their id to be changed at roundstart
>thread doesn’t respect them
Femstatic
>each one has a novel length backstory
>dress to impress
>always maintains character
>enriches the round
>could have fun in a bar during extended
>pop goes up when they appear
>thread loves them

>she stands at five foot nothing and has udderly enormous breasts. she smells of milk and strawberries

>>2561812
my waifu is shorter than yours, i win

>>2560881
Femstatic
>they all turn into hitler the moment something upsets them
>player's obsession with making the 10 pixel cartoon character look cute and girly borders on autogynephilia
>first insult you receive means instant escalation
>annoy the fuck out of others but always retaliate when someone bothers you
>why disposaldump or restrain somebody when you can kill them instead?
>why communicate when your gun can do the talking?
>everyone hates them unless they only speak once every 2 minutes, a surprisngly realistic portrayal of a woman

being a dutch tranny must be crazy because you're a head taller than the average man with a protruding brow ridge and long, troll like arms made for casting javelins but you want men to call you a girl and pipe your shithole. insane stuff.

>>2562360
I do this

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>>2562409
PJB will win

>>2562965
it's her year

>>2562360
Femstatics are all playing anime archetypes, because this is still a 4chan server. You wouldn't get it.

>>2563562
if they're all anime archetypes why is MY static a feminine presenting male-
oh god damn it

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>>2560569
rolls over in bed unbothered, thinking "that lil krommy guy is gay" breaking no rules because the character may have a previous dispute with a being actually named "lil krommy"

>>2563656
13monkeys is behind this

>>2563711
he's grooming fiyah to take the bullet before he does clearly. you hate to see an innocent retard being manipulated by a malicious retard

Leon is Bathos' waifu!! how could 13monkeys do this to him

>Kromkar does something stupid.
>People get mad.
>Everyone stops caring until the next stupid thing happens.
Will Kromkar stop acting retarded to break the cycle? Will players figure out how to ignore the gayest of admins? Find out next time on the same rerun of VGstation13!

New ban request just dropped.