/vst/ — EU4 Anbennar Thread

>>2426345
>words words words
sorry chud, corin forgives.

I want the goddess Fatah to step on me with her bare soles, sweaty and filthy after a long successful hunt

>>2426335 (OP)
>>2420736
>>2420731
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>>2420707
>This is the mpreg tag
Really I was expecting fucked up Fetish Shit and instead got terribly written prose pretending to be poetry from someone who blasted their brains out with drugs and can't write anything. Disappointing really that it didn't go all the way with the most fucked up custom transmutation projects possible because it would ruin the wish fulfillment angle of the Dev

what are some great/nice/good mission trees
played arg ordstrum into aul dwarov recently and am playing luna city minor -> pashaine now
arg was good and pashaine was great, especially the free city part, it's a shame it forces you into abolishing the mage estate, ravelian religion and revolution

>>2426405
>and am playing luna city minor -> pashaine now
Just hit the point where that mission tree goes "wait 50 years for the league war" followed by "wait 100 years of the next age to start and some disaster to happen".
I kinda dislike when a mission tree does that.

>>2426408
yeah that happens like 3 times in the mission tree, it's spaced out nicely but it's a bit of a drag when those missions are next
there will be a moment in age 3 where you will have a requirement for revolutionary zeal, don't know if there's a way to trigger it earlier than age 4

>>2426345
Uhm akshually sweaty if you weren't a dookanophobe you'd know that these noble savages need to use your family during their sexual emergencies to avenge your Gods locking up Dookan (PBUH). Old Dookan is a religion of peace.

>>2426345
This would work if the orc on the right wasn't the most flanderised homo in the history of orc depictions

>>2426345
Remember when "I was just following orders" wasn't a valid excuse? Seems that the Anbennar devs forgot
orcs deserve to be chained for eternity

>>2426546
That only happened once. Idiots like you don't understand that you can just make up rules when you win. Nothing stopping you from going "you killed Ceasar", "but I wasn't alive back then", "not being 2100 years old is not an excuse".

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orcbois will seethe but this is how 95% of all half-orcs were made

>>2426553
why don't you just get more cheese pizza points

>>2426548
I mean, all Italians are guilty for killing Ceasar today so its fitting.

>update so bad and boring I'm just replaying good old tags from the last few updates

any new harpies recently? didn't like the pirates due to all the land wars you have to do

>>2426345
At this day and age, monstrous orcs played straight is actually a subversion, considering how common noble savage greenskin has become

>>2426580
Ayarallen got a rework, and the other Harpy Hill tags along with their formable have MTs now.

>>2426623
yeah but it's still 'bash your face against the sun elf hugbox until samartal happens, then get 200% overextension, then cry when you realise EoA members have taken 2 provinces you need for the next missions', isn't it? last I looked it didn't even have anything for the deepwoods, which it really should since that's often your only viable expansion route for like 50 years at a time
and even if you get through the sweaty tryhard earlygame you get the coinflip on Jadd or Zokka to the south
mod really needs an 'assassinate ruler' spy mission to deal with overpowered mage ruler generals

>>2426636
Yeah, it would be cool if everyone had that assassinate action like Orenvalyam. Would never make it past their review team though, but maybe someone could add it as a submod

>>2426649
Play Yingzhen or Truedagger

>>2426636
>>2426649
>coalition forms against you
>your rulers are now getting assassinated on repeat

>>2426345
I wish there were more orcs in Escann.
And that Counts League was about killing all of them.

>>2426580
All the west bulwar harpies (including the vassals) and their formable harpylen got updated

>>2426669
Isn't that the one which is ruled by a gay man in romance with an orc from corins band?

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>>2426345
>this is what Corin wishes to inflict upon you

>>2426816
No, Count's League is remnants of Castellyr. You are thinking of Sons of Dameria.

I enjoy Anbennar even though it feels like the game isn't made for me. I play very slow, yet the devs seem to expect you to play pretty fast.
In the middle of a Marblehead/Overclan run right now and I finished the missions that rewards you a colonist and the one that discovers Cannor around 1640.

>>2426345
If Adean is Castellos heir then the Vrorenmarch mt will be about adopting this part of orcish culture then "humanizing" orcs in the most literal sense of the word!

>>2426816
>ruled by a gay man in romance with an orc
So bold, so fierce, so transgressive, so beautiful, so proud. Knowing that 2SLGBTQIA+ folx are represented helps bring the world alive. Just finishing up a Lelanan playthrough but I know what tag I'll be playing next.

I'm trans btw.

wich tag listens to this on the reg?
https://youtu.be/uIG_EvwDUl0?si=JYlrVPfFfyZMBHT0

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Wtf is up with this mission? There's not a single province in the deepwoods with dyes other than my capital.

>>2427030
I just edit missions if I feel like the people making them had a shot moment of retardation.

>>2427030
why does the mission require you to tolerate elves and goblins

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>>2426345
Corin forgives him.

>>2427044
It's the wholesome chungus mt where the orcs are "honourable"

>>2427030
have you considered expanding out of the deepwoods
>>2427044
it says one of, so either

>>2426345
I can't wait for Greentide so I can form them from Dogeater

>>2427068
Just a reminder that the Greentide is a critique of european colonization. It represents the masses of brutish wh*tes who overran and destroyed countless unique cultures and civilizations in the global South.

>>2427098
So the lesson is that the global south should accept Europeans for what they did?

>>2427098
I always read it as the Germanic invasion of the Western Roman Empire

>>2427098
TRUKE

>>2427098
It's clearly about the fall of western rome you fucking retarded faggot

>>2427098
>greentide comes in
>everything is destroyed and depopulated
>colonialism comes in
>population numbers explode, living standards skyrocket, life expectancy doubles, things go to shit the moment the colonizers are pushed out
I can see the similarities.

>>2427145
Europeans killed massive amounts of north american natives and mesoamericans just like the orcs did with escannis and dwarves

>>2427148
yeah but we didn't EAT them

>>2427152
>yeah but we didn't EAT them
False, american wh*tes frequently cannibalized Foundational Black Africans in the american colonies. Read "The Delectable Negro" before posting again.

>Playing gobbos
>Attack a dorf nation while Grombar is hitting them, should be an easy score
>Suddenly Goblintide in dorf nation
>A million fucking goblins spawn repeatedly while I'm trying to occupy provinces, eat through literally my entire manpower pool
I fucking hate this shit, these garbage events can fuck you over when they're not even in your own nation

Escann means Eastern Cannor btw

Escann means unity actually.

Escann means unity through trans rights actually.

>>2426345
Orcs never raped anybody. They honorably dueled the escanni men for their women. And after the women saw the chivalric spirit orcs displayed post victory, they willingly consented.

>>2427250
Monogamous relationships are just another example of Cannorian facism and religious xenophobia designed to perpetuate the socioeconomic factors that keep the Orcs oppressed.

>>2427190
have you considered just backing off until the tide ends, you can't get call for peace if you haven't occupied anything

>>2427098
And that's why the Orcs get enslaved and deported to not-America to work the plantations, yeah?

>>2427286
Orcs have no concept of polygamy you fucking chud. You are a cannorian revisionist trying to apply cannorian values of polygamy on orcs.

I'm not saying orcs aren't a problem but at least they're not trying to literally end the world, why isn't anyone doing anything about the KOBOLDS?