/xs/ — Most overrated Skateboarder of all time. All this dude ever

>>244717 (OP)
He was le tough guy

>>244717 (OP)
i heard he fucked some dude in a parking lot

>>244717 (OP)
I liked his literal street skating. Not everything needs to just be tricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXHWiFYZ9dk

>>244785
lmao. Overrated af just like I said. I know he's basically a kid there but god damn what a shitty part. His pushing alone is terrible. Basically every grind he's not fully locked in both trucks. Can't even do a full manual. Many tricks he's touching the ground with either his foot, or hand, or there's one near the end where he straight up bails but is still kept in like it was a good trick.

>>244717 (OP)
nobody rates him you asinine jewish newcunt

>>244717 (OP)
Mike V was all about raw speed, flow, and inventing new ways to skate the streets and pools
That’s why he’s a legend, he influenced how people skated, not just what tricks they could do

>>244717 (OP)
finally someone is speaking the truth

based mike v working the chuds into a shoot

Anon there's more to skating than doing double kickflips over stairs.

Is that Mike Vallely? Back in the day, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

Who is one of the most underrated skateboarders?

>>244717 (OP)
>>244825
does anybody actually rate him? I thought he was pretty underground as far as skaters go. for dudes of his generation, names like Gonz and Natas are way more recognisable. about the only thing Mike V is known for is being a 'tough guy'.

>>246320
Ocean Howell, Tom Penny, maybe Mariano
they all just fell off the face of the the earth one day despite being hugely influential. if you want to get real old school, Welinder and Desiderio could probably be added. Neil Blender too; the three above got completely overshadowed by their peers.

>most overrated skateboarder of all time.

But enough about Andy Anderson.

>>246323
>underground
Kook take like the rest of this thread.
Mike V is a legendary skater.
https://youtu.be/_WcwXnmC3NI

They called him a skater fag

he moved to my city a few years ago

>>246365
Fucking this. He's "contributing" too much.

>>246323
>pretty underground as far as skaters go
He's literally in 6 THPS games. You almost couldn't be less underground in the skating realm.

>>246367
You want to try to disprove Vallely as a shit skater by posting this?? LMAO.

Though it does make me miss the old days where you could just fs 180 off a 1 1/2ft kicker and the crowd goes wild lmao.

>Most overrated Skateboarder of all time

But enough about Tony Hawk.

>>244717 (OP)
I swore this guy's name was Mike Valley

>>244825
>bro what about his score?
skating ain't a videogame. whatever stokes the audience is a good vid

>>246324
basically every 80s pro besides the Bones Big Three (Hawk, Mullen, Caballero) and Hosoi would qualify as underground.

>>244717 (OP)
>ollie, no comply, boneless, and caveman boardslides
let me guess, you need more?

>>246324
how on earth could anyone call tom penny or guy mariano underrated.
pretty much every transworld issue in the late 90s and early 2000s would fellate one of those two somewhere in the issue. penny especially was looked at as a total legend by the early 2000s

>>244825
i actually give him a pass on the early powell videos, because of how they were filmed and what they were trying to present.
however, his part in label kills is downright embarrassing as a professional skateboarder.

>>259570
nobody born after about 1995 knows who either of those guys are. they fell off the face of the earth around Y2K

>>244717 (OP)
There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.

He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.

He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.

The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.

Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself

bait of the lowest order. oh borther

>>263299
i love this pasta

>>259571
the purpose of a skate vid is to hype you up so you go out and skate yourself. Maybe a tre down a 20 set does it for you, but for other people a backside boneless off a wall does it for them. Mike V's parts do it for that kind of skater.

the issue is he's more of a vert than a street guy who had the misfortune of going pro the minute vert died. so he goes around skating street like it's vert. it's like if Tony stuck to doing street like he did in the early 90s, doing varial grabs and shit down banks and barely riding away from a kickflip on flat.

Mike v up until that 4 v 1 fight is rad. Everything after that is kooky as fuck. I get why people may not see whats great about Mike V but dide a pioneer of street skateboarding. Only a fool would say otherwise. When you understand the era he comes from an how boring skateboarding was at the time. You get a new appreciation for mike v. I hate the dudes edgy cringelord energy. Those dudes didnt even wanna fight him (the 4 v 1) the hockey shit was silly and he deserved to eat shit for that thinking he was tough after that. Karma. Hes very abrasive but hes as much a part of skateboarding roots as rodney is. Rodney laid the foundation for tricks, mike v was trail blazing actual street skating. Dude was jumping on rails going to fakie in 88. He had a knack like no other to freestyle street skate. Most mike v videos are just him cruising around hitting shit no one else was skating at the time. You gotta understand the time period. Kook personality but you cant hate the dudes contributions to the game. He had it in a way 99% of the dudes he came up with didnt. There's a reason people are nostalgic for the dude and hes lasted this long in skateboarding outside of his kooky hijinx. I dont like the guy but I wouldnt argue someone having him on their skate mount Rushmore or whatever. Hes sick solely because of how intresting his approach to street skating is. I used to watch this trick tip video. And it covered all the basics. But one of em was just called "street skating" and its just mike v going from point a to point b. Skating a sidewalk, midday, busy street, foot traffic, and hes just shredded as he goes about. Occasionally he stops to maneuver some plywood or a couch to trick off or over. Its super cool and it changed my entire perspective on what skateboarding is supposed to be. Anybody can the tricks but few can just rip heading from home to the cornerstone and back. That shit is awesome and mike v is the goat at it.

>>244717 (OP)
this guy looks identical to about five guys i know.

>>263426
yea facts. he was awesome in the 80s and super influential but now hes just an annoying kook. Just like most musicians or any other artist when they get old. I still enjoy his old video parts, but would never listen to his music or care for his personality

>>244717 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy8sf58xbQU

>>263426
!!! FACT !!!

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>Mike Vallely vs 4 Guys

>>263497
>(they used a homophobic slur)