/xs/ — /sumo/ - Off-basho General

>>256691 (OP)
>Nothing wrong
>Career was ended by Tobizaru

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what a stupid name

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>>256696

>>256697
You finna know

>>256698
Pandas are incels.

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Have an Enho on an appropriately sized electric bicycle.

>>256703
Why is he barefoot?

>>256704
Because rikishi don't fight in cleats.

>>256705
Is he fighting the electric bike?

>>256693
what was he thinking

>>256707
>Shishi
>thinking

>>256706
He's clearly got a mawashi on under that yukata, so probably.

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>Tamawashi
>bad on the mawashi

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Dan is the strongest rikishi in history.

>Nishikifuji: "I've explained everything to the association. Everything will come out soon." He was questioned as a witness to Isegawa Oyakata's violent behavior.

>oi cutie, im the beast of reiwa you know?
>slaps her ass
>isegahama slaps his ass back
nothing wrong desu

Will Haku admit to being in the wrong or will he chimp out like his former master?

When will the JSA finally acknowledge that because of their genetic background, mongs are physiologically incapable of resisting the urge to chimp out? The brain is an organ of the human body. The mongs' violent chimpouts are every bit as natural to them as a bird's instinct to fly or fish's desire to swim is.

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https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202602280000735.html
Horseryu: Dan plz train with me some more!!! I want to learn from your superior wisdom and knowledge!!! I beg you plz help me!!!
Dan: No.

The fact that hakkaku is waiting a month before releasing the punishments means it will be a slap on the wrist. In a just world Teru would be forced to commit seppuku and his body be dumped in the sea

>>256736
Every other wrestler should take notes from Aonishiki if not doing 20+ bouts during keiko gave him two cups and ozeki

Anyone got that webm of a western photoghrapher chick miring Chiyonofuji while he's warming up?

>>256740
I feel like Japs are often more worried about not looking lazy than about actual results. At this point most combat sports have figured out that sparring above a certain point is detrimental, but in sumo the answer to all problems is just to train more, like in fucking shonenslop.

Isegahama is simply too large of a stable. It's impossible for one oyakata to police the behaviour of that many 20-somethings high on testosterone and machismo. Ajigawa is making every other oyakata look bad with his zero scandals. Isegahama, Kise, Nishonoseki, the big stables always have problems.

>>256744
>It's impossible for one oyakata
Teru has 3 coaches plus Asahifuji working under him.

>>256736
Horseshit was trying to give Dan a training injury in those matches because he can't beat Dan in legitimate competition so he had to resort to dirty tactics like that. And because he is a mong with zero hinkaku he has no misgivings about doing so

Rikishi numbers are down because kabu holders are lazy as shit salarymen who don't want to open stables.

>>256736
Why is a "lack of stamina" even an issue in Sumo? How much fucking stamina do you need for a 10 second bout? Him and Ajigawa are clearly doing something right, the rest need to take notes.

>>256736
Avoiding that toe-breaking injury during practice

>>256754
it's not. they were shitting on him last time for getting winded and people were saying "oh horse is doing so good against dan" but literally he went up against Zak several times in a row before he went up against Hosh several times row
as far as the elders it's definitely just expectations that mean nothing
What is Hosh even gonna learn against a tired Dan anyways when their competition bouts will be at peak?

>HorseSHITryu did good in training!!!11
>HorseSHITryu won another exhibition tournament!!!!1
if that shit is even somewhat real then how come he can't yusho legit? dude is a fraud yokozuna and all his fake and gay propaganda only proves that he never deserved the rank

>>256754
It's not really the stamina so much as efficiency. Dan needs to figure out more winning techniques so it's not always an all-out wrestling match. He has more tape on his body little by little and he will eventually get broken down if he doesn't become more efficient.

>>256756
>What is Hosh even gonna learn against a tired Dan anyways when their competition bouts will be at peak?
This is more or less exactly what happened last time, isn't it? Turns out that whatever he learned during those training bouts wasn't what he was looking for

>>256758
>The guy who won the last 2 yusho and has pulled off more winning techniques than anyone needs to increase her repertoire
Kill yourself for posting thing.

>>256760
>her
Dan will never be your woman, Freudo.

>>256760
It's the reason Onofatso smacks the shit out of him every time.

Kyokutenho? More like my Cock in Ten Hoes.

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>>256743
>IT'S NOT A FUCKING SPORT!!!
They're there to do sumo every day. If he's too fixated on his own personal success to sacrifice his body for the kami's viewing pleasure then he will never deserve the rope.

lmao rockets actually lost to the stupid ass miami heat who have nobody on their team

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ooops wrong tab sry guys

>>256773
>lmao rockets actually lost to the stupid ass miami heat who have nobody on their team
Make the next drink water.

>>256773
flopball would be a lot better if each team didn't have to play 80 games a season

I wish MMA fighters fought as often as rikishi. Fuck this 2-3 matches a year shit.

>>256788
Strangely enough that's why cycling resonated with me, especially the grand tours which are nearly 3 straight weeks of daily races.

>>256743
>Japs are often more worried about not looking lazy than about actual results
dingdingding

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The new Chris video really portray Horseshoe as the stereotypical underhanded villainous mongol that he clearly is, thats commendable for Chris, but I thought he was one of those anti-racist types who supposedly eschew racial stereotypes.
I wonder if Horseshoe is going to continue stalking and trying to intentionally injure Dan in training before the basho starts or if this was just a one time thing, bet it'll happen at all stables again at least. Horseshoe really isn't doing much of a job of hiding his flaming envy of Dan and the emotional insecurity he forced on himself via his lack of success post-promotion. 404 hinkaku not found

>>256815
Horse really bullies? No dignity

>>256816
He doesn't have the hustle and commitment to training that Dan does so his only chance of victory is various forms of cheating such as trying to injure Dan in training matches.

>Aonishiki refuses to have a sparring match when called out by the Yokozuna
Terrible display of hinkaku.

>>256818
Hosh is a retard who spars until he injures himself and Dan isn't stupid enough to get dragged along for that.

>>256822
Even if I assume all your fan fiction to be true, that is still a terrible display of hinkaku.

>>256823
Hosh is the one lacking in hinkaku for desperately pleading to his greatest opponent for practice in beating him.

>>256824
You don't know what hinkaku means. Stop posting.

Shut up about your hinkaku, have some bulgarian cuisine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHSpT3Xvi9E

>>256825
Hosh is trying to intentionally injure Dan in bouts because he can't beat him.

>>256828
NTA but... maybe... Hosh is trying to injure himself so he can drop in march before the humiliation ritual...

>>256829
His actions are either stupid or wanted. He's more like his uncle than he realises.