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/sumo/ - Off-basho GeneralAnonymous05/29/26(Fri)23:09:43

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Waka edition

>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

previous thread >>261447

Anonymous05/29/26(Fri)23:21:39

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*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)02:45:09

So niggatame will probably be what, Ms2? Juryo is just one basho away

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)03:41:41

Is it over for Onosato?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)03:49:24

>>262627
Not if he gets surgery.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)03:58:52

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>>262627
yes

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)04:18:00

>>262628
>>262629
So who's the new up-coming rising Japanese hope? Kusano?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)04:34:01

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>>262631
Not a bad horse to bet on.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)04:36:42

>>262632
The new hope...

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)05:14:04

>>262631
Omori

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)06:19:59

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>>262631
Oomori didn't even reach sekitori yet, but it's been big boom around him

I personally also like Fujiryouga, Kazuma, Gyotoku, Ryusho, Kaki.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)06:24:41

>>262637
People only like Omori because he's handsome and jacked. At his current physique he'll make sekitori but expect him to bounce off Makuuchi. Asahifuji will beat him every time.

I wanna see how far Fujiryoga can go. He didn't climb as fast as Onosato but he wasn't far off at least. FYI this was only his 8th professional basho, and if he hadn't stumbled in his Makuuchi debut there'd be much more buzz about him.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)07:44:01

>>262638
Asahifuji is basically a returning makuuchi rikishi going back up.. I fucking laugh every time I see the big callus below his right shoulder.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)09:55:13

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaU
Uraslop

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)11:18:38

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why gain massive amounts of weight when you can be jacked and fast? i don't mean like takanoyama but 450lbs seems too much

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)11:43:31

>>262650
You can be jacked and heavy and fast at the same time.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)11:58:10

>>262632
>shrinking at a rate of 1cm per year
it never even began

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)12:07:11

>>262653
How the fuck do they get it wrong every time and change it every year even for 30 year old rikishi?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)12:25:37

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFW9CiOVV0o
Sloppandesu!

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)13:00:25

>>262657
>ate a big meal so i'm still really full
>tired
>hot as fuck so i'm lazy
>should probably lift
>don't want to
i could never be rikishi

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)13:03:16

how many stable masters are younger than you?

me: six (it's over)

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)13:07:25

>>262659
0 until Onosato intai

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)13:31:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07VIlKmmaak

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)13:50:37

>>262659
who's the youngest one?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)14:23:41

>>262663
Takakeisho?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)14:26:08

>>262664
I'm still safe then

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)14:35:33

>>262649
peggable

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)14:38:28

>>262658
see, the trick is to work out and then eat the big meal, so that way your appetite is super strong.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)14:46:13

>>262614 (OP)
>wakatakaKOGA

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)15:29:05

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Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)15:31:55

>>262670
He has lost weight

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)17:52:15

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ITS MIYAGINOVER
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260529/p2g/00m/0sp/010000c
>The Miyagino stable ceased to exist Thursday after the Japan Sumo Association made the transfer of its wrestlers to another stable permanent in the wake of an abuse scandal.

lmaooooo that the JSA transferred Miyagino wrestlers to Iseghama which is currently in the midst of it's own abuse scandal.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)17:57:44

>>262679
>we're not gonna get hakuoho vs atamifuji kino

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)18:25:16

>>262679
They couldn't wait another year or so for Enho to take it over

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)18:51:45

>>262654
Half-assing it to get through it quickly and rounding probably.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)18:55:47

>>262636
You can't be a rising star if your rank has yet to, you know... rise.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)19:36:38

>>262687
Shame he'll only be Ms28 or so next basho based on Goshima thus out of reach of sekitori even with a 7-0Y come July.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)20:14:02

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Danbros…we are so back

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)20:21:49

>>262694
>Ching chong ning nong
woah...

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)20:27:52

If only there were built-in tools that let us translate exotic languages at will.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)20:53:24

Take a shot for every time Hiro says "smokes".

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)21:40:19

>>262650
Takanoyama was never good

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)21:41:16

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>>262710
Raiden mogs them all.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)21:45:11

>>262710
Let's see you go 3-1 against Tamawashi.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)21:46:52

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>>262713

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)21:48:44

>>262714
And?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)21:50:02

>>262697
those tend to work a lot better if our browser has access to the actual text instead of a picture of it

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)21:52:19

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>>262717
O'rly?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)21:55:34

>Hokutofuji's retirement
Do you think Hakkaku has a shred of shame that he holds Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)22:11:32

>>262713
>pre-sanyaku pre-yusho Tamawashi
doesn't count

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)22:21:11

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>>262720
his Koga just had his first KK in his career

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)22:24:54

>>262670
bro looks like a jap Paul Bearer

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)22:48:35

>>262723
Hara is the grandson of a Yokozuna?

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)23:19:13

>>262723
>Jk11w 1-6
>Get promoted to Jk11e
>With a 1-6
pfffaaaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)23:26:09

>>262729
Does west/east have significance?
I assumed it was a legacy thing they kept around for tradition but doesn't really mean much nowadays

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)23:27:58

>>262730
East is half a rank higher than west.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)23:29:07

>>262718
Ansei Nishikigi chads we are so back

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)23:30:32

>>262724
He looks pallid and sweaty like some sort of drug addict thats desperate for a fix

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)23:30:58

>>262723
Damn nigga that's not even the funniest part, dude went from Jk24w to Jk21w on 0-7. These people are losers who shouldn't be allowed to compete.

Anonymous05/30/26(Sat)23:34:45

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>>262735
You don't belong here.