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/sumo/ - Off-basho GeneralAnonymous06/11/26(Thu)15:49:19

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Dan goes to Paris edition

>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

previous thread >>262614

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)16:00:33

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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)17:20:13

2nd for Hosh will never win a yusho as Yokozuna.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)17:27:03

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He already did chud

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)18:04:16

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>>263566

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)18:26:49

>>263566
He will redeem the yusho. I believe.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)18:28:31

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>>263566
I berieve in him.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)19:05:36

>>263566
>onosato still injured
>dan is gonna play safe to score the 10 wins
>kirishima has never gone above 9 wins in nagoya
>zak is gonna secure his demotion
>wakatakakage will choke his ozeki run again
The stars have aligned for him like 4 times in a row now. He'll get it.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)19:23:08

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Is FutaGoyKing in Paris with Russian Koga?

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)19:41:53

The only Russian Koga was Orora, really.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)19:45:29

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>>263578
Toлcтый.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)20:29:12

Good to see my filter putting in the work.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)21:03:19

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fx2G1hbVlrw

>kiai yo!

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)21:39:22

Paris in 2 days! Do we know which of the usual suspects are restreaming? Anyone without commentary would be fine imo.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)21:41:38

I'm just going to catch a France.tv stream on a sports streaming site. Seems the easiest option.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)22:02:48

>>263584
Hm. i still have a DAZN profile from London, but I don't think they're in for Paris. I'm guessing you mean one of those sites that stream soccer and the like? Never seen sumo there.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)22:05:15

>>263585
Yes, it's airing free on French television, so any site that streams TV, really.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)22:15:42

>>263586
man they can't stream it to my country, have to do vpn shit if i want to watch it there

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)22:22:19

>>263587
Yeah, same here or else I wouldn't've asked.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)22:24:46

Might have to try Firefox's new vpn for this

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)00:24:48

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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)00:36:10

>>263575
>day 1 vs yoshinofuji
>rolls his ankle
The evil spirits smirk

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)06:12:01

>>263559
What do you think zak's being told here

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)08:11:46

>>263592
Fresh bread is a thing of beauty and France does it best.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)08:32:19

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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)08:33:45

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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)08:56:04

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>>263592
This is full headcanon but Onosato looks a lot more relaxed than usual in these photos. Maybe the dude is quiet quitting for real

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)08:58:35

>>263614
That's what pussy does to a man

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)09:11:10

>>263603
I think it's the opposite. He's telling his dad about his knee injury.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)09:22:41

>>263614
He's a big guy who loves food. Of course he's happy munching on some new food he's never tried before

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)14:34:53

パン

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)16:58:08

>>263608
Neat.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)17:09:06

>>263614
Dude just took 6 months off work and got paid the whole time, no fucking wonder.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)18:08:37

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Will KiriSHITma really be promoted to yokozuna if he wins the Paris basho?
what about on a JY?

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)18:14:00

>>263641
Please go away.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)18:19:37

>>263641
Its just jungyo, not real basho. You won't be seeing any good sumo in there.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)18:20:57

>>263644
>London
>The first three matches were lift outs
>Even fucking Shishi did one
God at least TRY. IIRC Kirishitma and WTK seemed to put some effort into their matches. Maybe 90% instead of the usual jungyo 75%.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)18:22:14

>>263644
He knows that, don't feed him.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)18:22:47

What's the Tsuridashi over/under

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)18:25:39

>>263647
Ask your mom, she invented it.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)18:29:01

>>263647
It's 100%. Maybe if you wanna narrow it down to within the first 10 fights or something.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)19:14:52

>>263644
Maybe they remembered the lesson they learned from London day 1 and staged the matches less.
I don't have any disillusions of it being anywhere close to a real basho, I just pray it'll be fun to watch.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)19:20:34

>>263649
I think anon means how many total

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)19:21:38

>>263652
Too fucking many.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)19:22:49

>>263652
Yeah... 100%, all.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)19:26:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAc9QD78TSo

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)21:04:37

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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)21:05:40

>>263660
Damn that's a lot of third worlders.

Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)21:10:33

>>263661
Yeah they can afford to travel all over the world, such third world

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)01:37:03

>>263660
Man, Paris looks filthy as fuck.

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)01:40:51

>>263684
Always has

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)02:53:05

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Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)03:43:36

>>263662
Yes? Air travel wasn't invented yesterday.

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)08:28:01

>>263684
What?
I mean... it is, but what in that picture screams filth to you? It's just stone, trees, metal and people.

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)09:09:26

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>>263686
>all content promoting sumo must be as sterile as possible
>every other sentence must end with "please support me, i will do my best"
thanks jsa

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)11:06:49

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>>263697
I guess thats why beya-slop is so appealing. You get to see the wrestlers be themselves instead of
>I'm gonna take it one day at a time yoroshiku onegai shimasu

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)11:13:16

>>263698
My god put some fucking socks on at least, you can lose toes doing that shit.

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)11:36:34

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Hell yeah

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)12:07:03

The french anthem mogs the jap one so hard.

Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)12:09:28

Did it start?